Coty told me today that I give beautiful hugs. He's a swell boy.
Andrew hit Jerry for calling me weird. Andrew is good times. I told him that he had x-ray vision, but I don't think that he believed me. Jerry was all like, "Stop flirting!" and I was all like, "If I were trying to flirt, I wouldn't be asking for math help. I'd be talking ABOUT math to amaze you with my mad skills." I like Jerry. He's neato.
I ended up at the library for about two hours today. Honestly, I lost track of time. Things are so insanely wonderful there. I enjoy shelving books entirely too much. Also, I enjoy my name tag entirely too much.
Chad's moving to Florida next week. This really bothers me. Chad and I are really close, and phoning him just won't make up the distance. What's a Chad and Anessa relationship without beverages squirting out noses at dinner or random drives to the mall to look at whores? What about the late night drives to McDonald's to eat kids' meals and the blasting of MSI with our awful singing to accompany it? I'm going to miss Chad something awful. Our conversations are always insane. There's a lot to miss. It's going to be pretty awful without him here with me.
"I wanna go to Disney on Iiiiiice."
"I thought Shane was taking you?"
"Uh, we broke up."
"What?"
"Like, a month ago. You were at Mardi Gras."
"Wow. I need to start paying attention. "
Chad is very unobservant.